Retraction

In order to keep my very credible blog a top-notch news source, I want to maintain a spirit of integrity. (because news is oh-so-honest.) 

Therefore, I'm including my very first ARTICLE RETRACTION (dun dun dun).

 My dad sent an email to inform me that i have, in fact, been to Canada before! 

Here is a picture of me at 7 years old in Vancouver's Chinatown.

Well-played, dad. Well-played.